Hader on Ice

There's always somethin' goin' on. Either me feet fall asleep. Or they itch. Then I can't breathe again when I walk faster. Or I have a sweat outbreak. Then I freeze again. The food doesn't taste right anymore, sex is boring, the trousers are too tight. What is that supposed to be? – Must be all this climate change, right? In summer the temperatures are like in the tropics! That's why there's suddenly these huge insects! They didn't exist before! When they sting you, you get a bump that goes